i'm at work but it's kind of slow. everything okay? mom okay?
yeah...maybe. i don't know. it's not mom, though. she's...fine, i guess. still sleeping.
figures. well...what's up, are you okay?
i just kinda wanted to talk to you about something.
you're watching buffy again, aren't you?
guilty as charged. just started s6 with noah. but seriously, what's going on?
i just...ugh, this is so stupid. can you...what was your first time like?
are you trying to ask me about sex?
not if you're going to be a dick about it!!
we are maybe not mature enough to be having this conversation. ask will.
i did already! i thought he was going to blow a fucking gasket.
JESUS CHRIST I WAS KIDDING. WHY WOULD YOU ASK OUR BROTHER ABOUT SEX? do you hate him? do you hate yourself?
i wasn't thinking!! it just kind of...he made a joke about matt's intentions for me and i said that we were planning on renting a fancy hotel room in august to celebrate six months together and he made this horrible exasperated noise, told me he liked it better when i was planning to be a virgin forever, and then he covered his ears and walked out of the room.
...hahahaha. will is maybe not mature enough to have this conversation either. he'll come back in a day or two with a whole lot of pamphlets for you to read and like, 50 condoms. i'm not even kidding. he'll probably even give you lube but he won't be able to look you in the eye while he's handing it over. it's like a slut starter kit.
i'm not an idiot!! just because i'm almost a 21-year-old virgin doesn't mean i don't know how to use condoms.
are you sure? you could practice on a banana.
you're my least favorite sister.
i'm sorry, you know i'm just teasing you.
yeah, yeah. it's...i love matt, you know? i really, honestly love him. it's the whole reason i'm not back in the ballet right now. my leg's been healed for ages, you know that, but i'm just...i'm teaching dance at the center i went to growing up. matt's little sister is taking lessons, we met last year and it's been so amazing ever since. he asked me out on valentine's day and it's just been...i can't explain it. i don't have to, though, do i? you know.
yeah, i know. i kinda wondered why you were sticking around mom's house, but...you and me, we don't have a ton of heart-to-hearts, you know?
i'm sorry. i'd like to start. things were kinda nice, when i lived with you for a while, weren't they? we were like real sisters.
you mean when you had a broken leg and just laid around my room like a whiny blonde cockblock for two months? teasing again. though not about the cockblocking part. i don't miss sharing a room with your crippled ass.
well, that's what i wanted to talk about. i mean, you and noah finally...i mean, you eventually...yeah?
yes, dawn, cover will's sensitive ears but noah and i have fucked at least a time or two in the past year.
don't be crass! i just...i'm a little scared, you know? what was it like, when you lost your virginity? was it different then, and the first time with noah?
my virginity was...ugh. i don't regret it, okay? but i was young and dumb and confused and i thought if i slept with a dude who seemed okay then maybe i would realize i wasn't gay or at least maybe i was bi and there was a 50/50 shot i'd end up with someone mom didn't hate. benji was...uh, a nice enough guy? but he was also young and dumb and it wasn't anything particularly good or special. so yeah, first time with noah was a lot different. best kind of different.
maybe a little? you gotta relax, mostly. and dawn? if the guy loves you, that makes all the difference. trust me. there's no rush, but if this is what you guys want? i wouldn't worry about it. even if it's not perfect, it'll be perfect.
you sure turned into a big, romantic sap.
look who's talking, ms. forgoing a professional ballet career to get some dick.
oh look, the romantic part is gone.
i'm only 85% romantic sap.
...does that mean you're 15% dick?